Oh, this cake. This cake.
THIS CAKE.
This cake made me say bad words today.
See, I like to make my life extra-stressful sometimes. I’ve told you before that my Mom and Dad still have Sunday dinners at their house, and my siblings all get together and eat, play, act like we’re still kids and watch our own kids wreak havoc on my parent’s house once a week. So sometimes, I like to make dessert, especially big obnoxious desserts like this one, to share with my big family.
Luckily, my parents live less than five minutes away from me. Unluckily, I don’t have a good way to transport a cake that weighs almost as much as my three-year-old and is way too high for those cake carriers.
That’s where the stress comes in. This brilliant little food blogger likes to put these monster cakes on to a cookie sheet and balance them on the front seat of my car, then drive annoyingly slow, holding my breath and crossing my fingers and toes that I don’t make a wrong move and cause the whole thing to fall on the floor of the car.
Until today, I was lucky. This one made it to Mom and Dad’s house. We ate it. (Well, we ate about 1/4 of it. It’s HUGE!) Then I packed it up, put it back on the cookie sheet and tested fate once again.
But this time, I lost. Cake everywhere. On my front seat, the door, the center console, my elbow, my fingers, my face, and eventually my hair. I said bad words. I almost cried. Half a roll of paper towels later and my car is cleaned up, and the cake is in a slanty, smooshy blob on my counter top.
I’m pretty sure that we’ll eat it anyway. On the bright side, now it fits in a cake dome. Maybe I should mush it all up and make cake balls? Is that kind of like turning lemons into lemonade? Turning smooshed cake into cake balls?
Is smooshed even a word?
This is (was) my version of a German Chocolate Cake. It’s a light, sweet chocolate cake, filled with coconut pecan filling, and frosted with a decadent milk chocolate fudge frosting.
It’s fantastic. It takes a few steps to make, but I just kind of spread it out over my morning and didn’t rush anything, and it didn’t bother me that it took some time.
- 4 oz. semi-sweet chocolate, chopped
- 6 Tablespoons heavy cream
- 4 large eggs, separated
- 2 sticks (1 cup or 16 Tablespoons) unsalted butter at room temperature
- 1 and 1/2 cups sugar, divided
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1 cup buttermilk (or sweet milk (1 cup milk plus 2 Tbs vinegar, allow to sit 5 min) at room temperature
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 and 1/2 cups chopped pecans, toasted
- 2 and 2/3 cups sweetened, flaked coconut
- 1 can (12-14 oz) sweetened condensed milk
- 4 egg yolks
- 1 cup white sugar
- 1/4 cup packed brown sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 3/4 cup (1 and 1/2 sticks or 12 Tablespoons) unsalted butter
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 12 oz chocolate, chopped (milk, semi-sweet or bittersweet OK, your preference)
- 1 and 1/3 cup powdered/confectioners sugar
- 2 and 1/2 sticks (20 Tablespoons or 1 and 1/4 cups) unsalted butter, room temperature
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/4 cup cocoa powder (Dutch-process if possible)
- 1/4 cup hot water
Elizabeth King says
Wow this cake looks unbelievable!
Jessica@AKitchenAddiction says
This is one gorgeous cake! German chocolate is one of my favorites!
Christina says
Beautiful cake! I’m glad that the accident happened on your way home and not on your way to dinner!
Eat.Style.Play says
How dare you…I’m trying to lose weight…This isn’t helping ONE BIT!
Erin @ The Spiffy Cookie says
So stinking gorgeously delicious looking!
Anina Meyer says
Going through pinterest all you see is this cake!! It is absolutely beautiful. I just love your post and your writing really puts a smile to my face! Will definitely visit more often!!
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Jenny @ BAKE says
WOW! I think that’s the only word for this cake! pity your car decided it wanted it’s own slice!
Six Sisters says
This cake is Heavenly!! Thanks for linking up to our Strut Your Stuff Saturday! We loved having you and hope you will come back soon! -The Sisters
Baking_mama says
Oh my GOSH! This cake is AMAZING!!! I’ve never made German Chocolate cake before, but its one of my husband’s favorites. I made this for his birthday and he said that cake alone made him want to marry me all over again =) thanks for sharing your amazing recipes!
lemonsugar says
Glad you loved it! 🙂
Donna says
German Chocolate is my absolute favorite and this recipe is amazing!!
Tracy says
Do you use sweetened condensed milk or evaporated? Your recipe calls for one and states the other in the directions……..
lemonsugar says
Sweetened condensed. Fixed the recipe, thanks!
Alice Choi says
Oh my gawd! What a cake? I aspire to make a cake like this one one day. . I’m sorry yours toppled over in your car. . but yes, hope you still ate it or made cake balls. . don’t let this gloriousness and I’m sure deliciousness go to waste!
lemonsugar says
🙂 Not as hard as it looks – if I can do it anyone can! Thanks for the nice words!
Redcandies says
For a German Chocolate cake it should be German Chocolate that is used. To each his own though. I also had a cake fly off of my Moms lap and land on my feet in a car! It was my sisters birthday cake!! We ate it anyway. It’s all in the family!!
Quinn says
I only used the frosting recipe because I made a German Chocolate cake. And I make my own filling recipe. But I was looking for a recipe for the outside frosting. This one was AHMAZING!!!!! Used milk chocolate and it was as if i melted a hershey bar with cool whip. It was light, rich, creamy, and plentiful. I only used about half to frost the outside of my cake. Logging this for future use.